Ian (103) is the fat and bald bass guitar player. He's been playing since he was dropped on his head by an elephant at 13 and can now remember 4 notes, although sometimes he can't remember what they are called.
He loves to fall off the stage at gigs (see if you can spot him doing it) and regularly sacks the brass section (4 or 5 times each rehearsal).
Previous bands that you have never heard of include Demon Groove Lizards and Jungle Lily
What people say ...
Everyone has been raving about how good you guys were and how much they enjoyed themselves, so much so they have requested we ask if you would be willing to perform for us again next year